Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The tree that provides the shade

On Sunday marked the 2 months that I have been in Japan/away from Sydney. Another month and another mass email update to folks all around the world with lame news about me. Slowly, I received news from folks about themselves as well and I was shocked to read about my fried Pete (in)directly suffering from the current global trading crises. He described the market collapse as being "worse than a war". No mincing with words there, ey?

It shocked me on two levels: that it affected my friend and that so far it has held no significance in my life whatsoever. Granted I am not interested or associated with trading but if I was back in Sydney, I would be more aware and associated with developments since a lot of those close to me work in trade. But this wasn't the point. The point was that I was aware of it and other pieces of news that has happened back home and internationally. But none of bore any significance to me whatsoever. It seems that being in Japan has distanced me physically and emotionally from things like a global trading crisis. Whilst others have worried about things like their jobs, I have been running around having quite a nice time enjoying myself and this new land I find myself in. Whilst I do not feel guilty about it, I do feel that I and my fellow JETs are leading a more sheltered life than those back home. It seems strange to be aware and yet feel so ambivalent to things until it is brought back home with news from abroad. As naive as it sounds, I do feel that I sometimes have the luxury of returning home one day and finding nothing or anyone has changed at all.

But, the world has moved on, along with trillions of dollars and possibly a large amount of jobs and priceless amount of good and stressless times.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Why democracy works

The school had its student council elections the other day. Due to this, all classes for the senior high kids on periods 5 and 6 were cancelled so that the students can go and cast their vote. I had a class on for period 5 but since it was cancelled (and I was duly informed 20 minutes before the class started) I went to the school gym to check it out.



When I was in high school, our student council elections consisted of nominating yourself. After that a lesson would end 15 minutes early so we could vote for our friends. Like all other things, they do the student council elections a bit different. All the senior kids and teachers were in the gym as the candidates read their speeches. The students sat in two rows and in the front row there were 3 or so chairs that were empty. I'd thought that these must have belonged to absent candidates or something (there were choir and track and field competitions on that day). The first candidate (who had an empty seat in the front row) went up and read his speech (very stirring from all accounts) and took his seat. Next came two students who went up as a pair and read their speeches in tandem. After that, another pair. And another pair. I started to think that those absent seats meant more than absent students so I checked it out with Nonaka-sensei. It turns out that the students who went up in pairs consisted not of two individual candidates but of one candidate and their supporter or running mate. After all the fuss that was made about running mates in the upcoming American presidential election, it seems running mates are vital even in lower level elections like the student council elections.

I left the gym to go complete some work (and skip the other speeches since I understood EVERYTHING that was being said). I came back in time for the students to cast their vote into proper election bins. Spotting some students from my class, I asked who they were voting for. It seemed from the 5 or so students that I asked were voting for all the candidates (there were around 11 or so). Those who I asked seemed to be the friendly or goofy ones so I assumed that that may have explained their voting choice. I pondered for a bit what would happen if ALL 400 or so students voted for ALL the candidates. But then the thought disappeared as I nearly got trampled by rampaging students heading off to class.



I had to speak to my supervisor later that day but he was busy counting the votes. It seemed the whole voting thing was pretty serious so I let it pass; after all, getting help in organising to pay your rent isn't that important, is it? The next day I asked one of the English teachers what was the result of yesterday's election was. It seemed that the 5 students who voted for all the candidates did the same as everyone else: all the candidates got voted in with 100% support. It would have been interesting if only one vote had left out a name or just voted for one candidate, imagine the scandal, the tears and the consequences it would have caused!

I guess one can assume that this was another example of Japanese people being polite and not wanting to piss off anyone. Or maybe they were too lazy to decide one from the other, hence busting the myth that Japanese people are all hard working. Or maybe this is how true democracy works in its purest levels.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Whilst we were all busy...

...this blog turned 4. Wow.

Four years of mindless and pointless posts is quite an achievement considering that I have a 3 minute attention span which is further accentuated with me being a B blood type and possessing the B blood type personality. My students tell me that being a B blood type is on par with being a jerk. I beg to differ.

I only remembered that the blog turned 4 moments ago when I was reading another JET's blog which he only started recently. In between, I've been busy with not sleeping and spending too much money on food and booze; I'm sure you can all guess where the balance lies between food and booze (it was payday after all). For some reason, since Friday I slept at 4AM, 5AM, 12:30AM, 5:30AM and 1:30AM. I managed to login to type this up so I guess I'm still standing. Kinda.

So here's to another year of mindless and pointless posts, with a more Japanese bent to it now I guess. The blog started off as a way for me to keep on writing. The purpose has become more important now since I have to think for a bit when I spell in class and I'm pronouncing words what were once simple words such as "so", "go" and "no" using the Japanese pronunciation. There may still be hope for me but I'm not betting on it.

It's nearly 6 and I'm still at school working. Some students are practising the scales on their flutes and it's someone's birthday party tonight. It's getting cooler now and I realise some truths about why people came to Japan. I think I need sleep but I don't think that will come. I'm sure it will understand.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

CD of the Week

CD #35 - Love Love Straw - Decade



Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Autumn is coming

Outside my staffroom window is a huge mass of trees and whatnot. My desk is the closest to the window so it's nice to look out and rest my eyes from staring at the monitor and my Japanese language book all day. Spotted the other day was this slight change in colour:



The leaves are changing colour and it's not even the autumn equinox yet. Autumn's cool and I like autumn but after that it's winter and I do not like that, not the winters that we'll have here. Crap. And as if to hammer the point home, there was an average 10° difference in temperature between last week and the week before last. That may explain why I got a fever and woke up freezing one morning. I do not like where this may be leading.

I pointed out the change in leaf colour to Anazawa-sensei, who I teach with and sits opposite me. She recalled this later in class and used it to mock me in front of the students. I do not like this even more.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

A letter from above

The other day, all old and new JETs in my prefecture received a letter from one of our Prefectural Advisors (PA). The PA's job is to liaise between the JETS and the International Affairs department which has a role in employing and bringing us to Japan. The letter was "in response to an incident that took place not long ago". I'll talk about what the "incident" was after the letter:

September 8, 2008

Dear JETs,

How are you doing? As the 2nd semester of school has now started, your work as a new ALT has finally begun. I hope you will do your best.

There are a few things I would like to ask you. Particularly, I want new JETs to heed what I am going to write.

I think you have already read your working regulations and have received a briefing from Japanese embassies in your countries or from your Contracting Organizations about your status in Japan. Here, you are a special service local government employee. Just like your countries, public servants in Japan are supposed to work for the public welfare, and their salary is paid from the tax money of citizens. Being engaged in the education of children in our prefecture is part of the enhancement of the public welfare.

For this reason, citizens, especially Japanese citizens give a hard look on public servants, and inappropriate behavior as public servants faces strong criticism. Above all, as school teachers are in a position to educate children, any bad behavior on the teachers’ part invites harsh criticism from society. Working regulations also stipulate that impartial punishment shall be imposed on such behavior. The strictest punishment is dismissal.

Taking your position in Japan into account, I would like to remind you of the following things.

Firstly, about drunk driving. Absolutely no driving is allowed under the influence of alcohol. If you do, you face a strict punishment. In addition to the confiscation of the driver’s license and the dismissal from work, severe criminal punishment is imposed. The same can be said when riding a bike. There are people who drink and drive thinking that it might be OK because the amount is small, and consequently, ruin their entire life.

Secondly, how you behave at parties. You are mature working adults and allowed to drink alcohol according to Japanese law. I will not tell you not to drink alcohol. It is all right that you communicate with each other over alcohol and deepen your friendships. However, the law prohibits you from going on a rampage in the streets or causing trouble to others, in a state of extreme intoxication. Obviously, it is inappropriate behavior as public servants. Even if you drunk heavily and don’t remember what you did, you can be punished by Criminal Law and other related laws if you hurt others, steal belongings of others and break into someone’s house. Also, it must be disappointing for you if you get totally drunk and injured. In extreme cases, it could kill you, as there are many cases of death from plunging in to water and drowning while heavily intoxicated. Considering your future and your family, please be very careful about how you drink alcohol.

In addition, you must not coerce other JET members into drinking. Some drink and some don’t. Situations are different depending on their physical condition on the day.

Furthermore, I hope you will always remember to have parties within reasonable bounds. You shouldn’t force other JETs to join a party. It’s also better not to make a party long and to avoid follow-up parties.

Besides the problems associated with drinking, there are many things you must heed, but these things will be taught to you by senior JETs, JTEs and other teachers at your school, and your Contracting Organizations. First and foremost, I would like you to take special care to prevent yourselves from making serious mistakes regarding excessive drinking.

Apart from this email, I intend to ask each Contracting Organization to give you instructions regarding “Strict Ban on Drunk Driving” and “Moderate Drinking”.

I truly hope that you will have a happy life in Fukushima without facing any accidents and troubles.

Yours sincerely,

Koji Kuboki

Director, International Affairs Division

Fukushima Prefectural Government


Now to the supposed incident which I assume is the incident in question since I haven't heard of anything else happening. Over a month ago, some JETs went out for a night's worth of partying and fun. One JET (a newbie) decided to rock up on his bike. As the night drew to a close and with everyone well merry and drunk, a taxi was called and everyone began to pack into the taxi. However, said JET was adamant that he was going to ride home on his bike even in his well intoxicated state and after clearly instructed to do so by another longer serving JET.

Of went said JET on his bike and not surprisingly he falls off his bike numerous times (he has the facial scars to prove it). After a while, he decided that it's time to pass out so he opens the door to some random house and passes out in the hallway.

(This is where details become sketchy).

Soon after, the kids in the house wake up and find a drunken gaijin passed out on the floor. They're shocked so Mum comes over to see what the commotion is and is equally shocked. The police are called and said JET wakes up in a drunk tank at the police station. Some say one of the kids fell over whilst in the process of being shocked and hurt him/herself and that Mum had to take time off work to deal with the matter (and probably clean up the spot that the JET was sleeping on).

Now the interesting thing was that this incident happened well over a month ago. The week after it happened, all new JETs were at an orientation and obviously gossip was flying quick and fast about what happened. We were seriously addressed by some guy from the Internation Affairs department and for most, a connection was made to the recent incident.

There were a number of things that I found interesting about this letter. Firstly, this letter came a month and a bit after the incident happened. I would think that it had missed the boat given that a significant amount of time had passed. Whilst other older JETs did not receive the verbal version of the letter since they were not at th aforementioned orientation, this letter has woken up sleeping dogs. Those who did not know about "the incident" (and there are a significant amount) have started to ask about what the incident was, creating a game of Chinese Whispers. Time has passed but still the incident has been brought back for show again which really is unnecessary.

Secondly, the content of the letter is hypocritical and contradictory. First and foremost, we were openly addressed as "mature adults". But throughout the letter, a condescending tone was taken to talk to us and about our actions. Reading the letter, I felt that Kuboki-san, a middle aged Japanese man, had suddenly transformed into a little middle aged Chinese lady that I called "Mrs Au-Yeung". To tell us to be careful of excessive drinking, of not coercing others to drink and attend parties and to limit parties to a certain hour is just plain condescending. Most JETs are in their 20s and as such, have either lived on their own during college or have held down full time jobs. Whilst I cannot vouch for the maturity of everyone participating in the programme, it does give me the impression that, rather than present a gentle reminder of our actions, it is pointing out things that Kobuki-san feels that we do not know.

The most important aspect to me is how hypocritical the letter is. Throughout our countless orientations and workshops, we were told to about things to expect and follow. That as a new teacher you would have "enkais", welcoming parties held in your honour where everyone loosens and relaxes through food and drink. That it is polite to have your cup topped up constantly and to do the same as well. That we are in Japan, the land of nomihodai (all you can drink). To then have someone tell us that we should be careful of intoxication and our drinking behaviour is contradictory. The culture promotes drinking (I swear there are at least 3 beer ads during any given commercial break) and is seen as a way to relax and get to know folks. So which one are we meant to listen to: drink, have fun and get to know your fellow colleagues? Or don't drink because you will get drunk and go on "rampages" and be prosecuted for it?

The other week I was invited to a party to celebrate the hard work put in by the teachers during the school festival. We had nomihodai and some of us went to play darts and had ramen to cap off the night. Whoops, seems like my Japanese teachers led me astray from what Kuboki-san reminded me about. And of course we drank responsibly and everyone caught a taxi home. This just further emphasises my first point about the condescending nature of the letter.

Thirdly, a lot of the letter comes across as being lost in translation. Apparently the letter was translated by the in-house translator who is not a native speaker of English. The two CIRs (a Canadian and New Zealander) were not consulted in regards to the letter. A lot of cultural nuances and phrases are obviously wrong and could have been written better. I can see that the intention may have been to offer a gentle reminder. From all accounts, Kuboki-san is a nice guy who is keen about having JETs and keeping the programme alive. However, it is unfortunate that it has created negative responses amongst the JET community. Some are seeing the letter as being "racist" or "discriminatory". Others like me are seeing it as hypocritical or condescending. Of course we all may be wrong and have misread it due to a language problem or being oversensitive. But the stereotype that we are being painted with the same brush, that what happens to one foreigner means it will be the same for the other foreigner, stays.

I myself find the letter funny and as further material to use in future anecdotes. Of course we are all mature adults who are not out to jeopardise our jobs or careers. Of course we do not become Hulk-esque figures and start going on our rampage with out suddenly boosted gaijin powers after a drink or two. Of course everyone wants to have fun with a drink or two. As such, I treat the letter as evidence that things can get lost in translation and how it can produce unwanted results. Unfortunately it has already produced some negative results. Even more unfortunate is that it has produced this mega-long and boring post that took nearly 2 hours to write.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

From the sea

I'm so spaced out today,
I could have slept for days.
It's like a radar
and it comes to you,
from the sea.
Eskimo Joe - From the Sea
A man who lived in the landlocked city of Nikko decided he wanted to eat fresh sushi for lunch. And so a mad dash across prefectures began and I found myself at Iwaki, a coastal town in my prefecture.

I didn't realise it but it's been nearly six weeks away from Sydney and nearly six weeks without having seen the sea.

I've always caught a glimpse of the sea in Sydney whenever I caught the train to work and went past Circular Quay station where you could always see Sydney Harbour. And then coming from Hong Kong where we have a harbour that is shrinking by the minute as land is reclaimed, drills the point home. But now, living in landlocked Aizuwakamatsu I am hours away from the coast. Seeing the sea today made me feel slightly hollow and missing part of something that is a part of me but I didn't realise it was until today.



Monday, September 01, 2008

The rock star amongst our midst

There's nearly 100 teachers and admin staff within the school and I have yet to meet them all let alone know their names. The same applies for the teachers in the English department; I had two teachers from the junior high department come up and introduce themselves to me last week. This was after being here for a month and thinking that I have met everyone here that teaches English. Oh and I've forgotten their names already.

One teacher that I have gotten to know is Nonaka-sensei. I teach two different classes with him and he seems to be a pretty cool guy with a great sense of humour and a strong grasp of English which helps a lot. What makes him cooler though is that he used to be in a band called "Love Love Straw" (bonus points for the Japrish name). Apparently they did a lot back in the 90's: released 12 albums, toured America and was signed to a branch of Sony Records Japan. Unfortunately, the band's in hiatus and everyone has gone to do their own thing. For Nonaka-sensei, it meant becoming a teacher, having a kid and driving a silver Volkswagen Golf; not very rock 'n roll indeed.

Helen



Red



Rising Sign



I borrowed a guitar amp from Nonaka-sensei so I could practice for the teacher's band. He lent me with what appears to be official Love Love Straw band equipment; very cool indeed.



But he does still moonlights as a rock star with his band "johndickheadhunter3". I questioned the offensive nature of the name but Nonaka-sensei responded by claiming to speak no English.

This is what happens when rock stars collide: